(To the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back")
My moyle effed up and there's gonna be trouble
(Hey la, hey la, my moyle effed up)
Hold my coat, I'm gonna chase him with a shovel
(Hey la, hey la, my moyle effed up)
My folks shelled out the dough to get me my bris
(Hey la, hey la, my moyle effed up)
But who'd a thunk it would've ended up like this
(Hey la, hey la, my moyle effed up)
Hey, he made the wrong incision
And he botched my circumcision
My moyle effed up, he overdid it with the trimmin'
(Hey la, hey la, my moyle effed up)
Because of him, I'm having trouble getting women
(Hey la, hey la, my moyle effed up)
He's gonna be sorry he was ever born
(Hey la, hey la, my moyle effed up)
Cause he made me short, when I'm supposed to be long
(Hey la, hey la, my moyle effed up)
First, he left me blue and purple
Now, I'm hung just like a gerbil
What made him think he was worthy at all?
(Wah-ooh, wah-ooh)
I was a big man then but he cut me down to small
(Wah-ooh, look and see!)
My moyle effed up, he went and ruined my reputation
(Hey la, hey la, my moyle effed up)
Now thanks to him, I practice self-gratification
(Hey la, hey la, my moyle effed up)
Yeah, my moyle effed up
He effed up now, my moyle effed up
He effed up now, my moyle effed up
Hey la, hey la
Hey la, hey la
Hey la, hey la
My moyle effed up
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(Okay, it's really spelled "mohel," but it's pronounced "moyle." It's the guy who performs the snip-snip on a Jewish baby boy, in a ceremony called a bris. Oh, and my "comments" function is now working.)
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6 comments:
Sorry about the mishap "Stubby", I mean "Stubbleyou"!!!! Another clever song..........you are really quite talented and extremely funny.
So my favorite wonderful nephew is finally reaching his dream of broadway..........we are so proud of him....
Take care.......
Aunt Sha
shashe1@comcast.net
HEY!! This song is NOT autobiographical. Just sayin'.
Hey Stubbleyou, Eric's mom here. You are hysterical. I agree with my sister, Aunt Sha. You need to take your act on the road. Sha and I will be your agents (only a 50%cut, that's all). Keep up the songs. I love them.
Fondly, Margo (mom of the Broadway star!).
Thanks, margo. Congrats on your son's success!! Yeah, you and Sha can have 50%. Just as long as I get the girls.
All right already. Who do you think you are, stubbleyou, Allan Sherman, Jr.?
Seriously, this is funny...shtick I guess you call it. You really should do an album.
Let's just hope the 50% cut doesn't refer to the circumcision.
He lived a few blocks from where I grew up, if memory serves, anon. You know, there is a slight resemblance...thanks, and no, it doesn't. ;-)
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