Charlie Sheen's hit CBS sitcom may have to go on without him.
(To the tune of the Monkees' "Daydream Believer")
Oh I recline
In the den
Flip on "Two and a Half Men"
The sitcom's gonna start, one of the best
It's not on
Wonder why?
Hear the star's out getting high
And wants to sue the pants off CBS
Wake up Charlie Sheen
Dump the porno queen
You're a way freakin' tweaker
And a stoned cocaine fiend
You once were on top
Now you pee into a cup
Full of piss and bluster, saving face
Drop the ho
Stop the blow
Heed your bro Emilio
And stall your sad freefall from (Will and) Grace
Wake up Charlie Sheen
Dump the porno queen
She's got umpteen diseases
And you need to stay clean
Wake up Charlie Sheen
Dump the porno queen
You're a spousal abuser
And a user extreme...
(Vocal coming soon!)
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