You may already be a WEINER!!!

I just hope N.Y.congressman Anthony Weiner's wife has a good sense of Huma.

(to the tune of "Ain't She Sweet")

Can't he tweet?
A-showing off his manly meat
Yes I ask you very electronically
Can't he tweet?

Oh, ain't that nice?
He's posing in his tighty-whites
Now I ask you very electronically
Ain't that nice?

Just cast an eye
At his erection
Then say good-bye
To re-election

Oh, can't he text?
I didn't know he was oversexed
Yes I ask you very electronically
Can't he text?

Has he been hacked?
Or pranked or punked now?
Well here's the fact -
His career's defunct now

Oh, can't he tweet?
A-showing off his manly meat
Now I ask you very electronically
Can't he tweet?

Yes, I ask you very electronically
Can't he tweet?

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In case you can't remember how the song goes, click here, and you get the added bonus of some vintage early Beatles photos.

And, by the way -- take one more look at the photo above of his wife Huma and tell me -- What was he thinking??!!



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ONE AND A HALF MEN?

Charlie Sheen's hit CBS sitcom may have to go on without him.

(To the tune of the Monkees' "Daydream Believer")

Oh I recline
In the den
Flip on "Two and a Half Men"
The sitcom's gonna start, one of the best

It's not on
Wonder why?
Hear the star's out getting high
And wants to sue the pants off CBS

Wake up Charlie Sheen
Dump the porno queen
You're a way freakin' tweaker
And a stoned cocaine fiend

You once were on top
Now you pee into a cup
Full of piss and bluster, saving face

Drop the ho
Stop the blow
Heed your bro Emilio
And stall your sad freefall from (Will and) Grace

Wake up Charlie Sheen
Dump the porno queen
She's got umpteen diseases
And you need to stay clean

Wake up Charlie Sheen
Dump the porno queen
You're a spousal abuser
And a user extreme...



(Vocal coming soon!)





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