Working to Slay My Libido...

("Working My Way Back To You." Duh.)

Working to slay my libido
Getting daily therapy
Yeah, I'm working to slay my libido
Cos my infidelity
Got so much in the way
Now I don't even play

When I was still a single dude
I nearly nailed everything that moved
To keep from getting bored while I was on tour
My hotel bed a revolving door

I'm insatiable
And I just can't help it if old habits have to die hard
A model here
A waitress there
I needed some
Anytime, anywhere

Now I'm working to slay my libido
Getting daily therapy
Yeah, I'm working to slay my libido
Cos my infidelity
Got so much in the way
Now I don't even play

I married Elin Nordegren
But pretty soon I was bored again
Thought I could have my babes
And Elin too
Now my prenup's a complete redo

But it's hard to change
You know what they say about teaching new tricks to old dogs
You won't put out
You won't give in
So would you mind
Sending over your twin?

I keep working to slay my libido
Getting daily therapy
Yeah, I'm working to slay my libido
Cos my infidelity
Got so much in the way
Now I don't even play

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Working to slay my libido
Getting daily therapy
Yeah, I'm working to slay my libido
Cos my infidelity
Got so much in the way
Now I don't even play


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ObamaCare

(To the tune of "Aquarius")

When Chuck Schumer enters Steny's House
Pelosi girl aligns with Reid
Then though the deficit may climb
They'll get the healthcare that they need!

This is the dawning of the Age of ObamaCare
The Age of ObamaCare
ObamaCare
ObamaCare!

No pre-existing conditions
No exorbitant deductibles
We won't pull the plug on Grandma
Just defer your mammogram, ah
Every month is breast awareness month
ObamaCare
ObamaCare!


Secretary of State Hillary Clinton demonstrates the ease of getting a mammogram as former President Bill Clinton looks on.



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