Sunday, October 6, 2013

HOMER SIMPSON said, "Donuts made me what I am today." But for me ...




...it's BREAKFAST BURRITOS.

(to the tune of Tommy James and the Shondell's classic, "Crystal Blue Persuasion".  Right-click on it to listen to a great live version as you read along).

Look over yonder
What do you see?
A breakfast burrito
Is calling to me
Pour on the salsa
Home fried potatoes
Ain't it beautiful?
Tortillas con juevos

Better get ready
Bacon or ham
Equally gooey
Have napkins at hand
Don't you give up now
No turning south
Just loosen your belt, yeah
And open your mouth

Tortillas con juevos, uh-huh
It's for desayuno
Tortillas con juevos
It's for...
Desayuno

Maybe tomorrow
I'll start to slim down
But for today, now
Enjoy the hash browns
All that chorizo
For a few pesos
There'll be...melted cheese
Ecstasy...
Tortillas con juevos, yeah...

(Thanks to Linda Soo Hoo for the inspiration).