Friday, September 19, 2008

Slutty as my step-brother's mom....

We call her...M.I.L.F.
(if you don't know, don't ask)
(to the tune of Dawn)




MILF
Go away you're no good for me
Oh, MILF
You're just fuelin' my fantasy
Bang now
Bang now with me
WINK!
While you're touching my leg
WINK!
Do you want me to beg?
Now think Mom how you sure could keep it in the family

MILF, go away
Please go away

Although you know
I'd love you to play
MILF go away
Please go away
Cover those thighs
Don't tease me this way
Oh, oh, oh (oh oh oh)

MILF
Run away from me while you can
Wish I were
Changing places with my old man
He's so lucky
That he bonks you
I'm watching you SLINK!
Down the hallway in robes
SLINK!
With your bod half exposed
Now think Mom how you sure could keep it in the family

MILF
Go away you're no good for me
MILF
You're just fueling my fantasy
MILF
Go away you're no good for me
MILF go away!!!



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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, the unwritten thoughts of Eddie Haskell. Lucky for us back then, Eddie merely complimented June in a fairly decent way.

Anonymous said...

There's a Woody Allen lyric in stubbleyou's mind somewhere along these lines, but that would be way over the line.

Anonymous said...

What does MILF stand for? I think I have some of the words, 'Vanna' but my G-rated brain can't seem to put the whole phrase together. Audrey